Posted by
Eripides on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 5:20:10 PM
Why
is there a photo of Michael Jackson on my blog page? Because even I
can't ignore how utterly silly the news coverage and media circus was
in covering his death. I'll start the rumor right now. Michael Jackson
isn't dead, he flew off to Madagascar to live with Elvis.
The Snarky Files.
Snarky means several things. I prefer the definition of "sharply
critical." Here's my take on some news stories this past week. No real
news here, just snark.
Maine Marriage
Maine
citizens are up in arms about their governor and legislature redefining
marriage despite the overwhelming opposition to it. Stand up for what's
right and support the people's veto at
Stand for Marriage Maine in their quest to take back marriage from the politicians who put self-interest above the will of the people.
Circus Circus
It
isn't just me. The media coverage of Michael Jackson shows just how
shallow and irrelevant the news media has become. Does the American
people really deserve to be subjected to 24/7 coverage of just how dead
Michael Jackson is? Do we really care about the family squabbles? Do we
really need to know how many drugs the man took? Do people all over the
world really self-identify with an aging pop star/recluse/drug
addict/inhuman alien?
Here are just two examples of how silly
the whole media thing is. Jackson's ex-wifeDeborah Rowe, who was
essentially paid $8.5 to have Jackson's children now asks for custody.
The
future of Michael Jackson's children was thrown into question Thursday
when his ex-wife emerged and won a delay in a custody hearing while she
decides whether she wants to raise her two offspring....
Rowe,
who met Jackson as a receptionist in the office of his dermatologist,
has characterized their relationship as strictly for the purpose of
birthing Jackson children. She is the mother of his two oldest
children. (Yahoo!)
Now
that is a healthy and caring family for you. "Hold on a minute,
children, while mommy decides if she wants to raise her offspring." Not
that they fared much better with Michael "hold my child over the
balcony" Jackson. And people wonder why some of us worry about the
future of families and parenting?
The second example shows just what a media circus looks like.
The Sun's coverage of the funeral calls it a "macabre circus."
BROOKE SHIELDS rambling, MARIAH CAREY warbling, USHER touching the coffin and the decision to sing Heal The World, all seemed wide of the mark.
Shields' speech would have been apt for an awards ceremony, but not a memorial.
It wasn't the time or the place for REV AL SHARPTON to be preaching about Michael's good work for black people.
Or Congresswoman Sheila Jackson-Lee to be reminding us all you are
"innocent until proven guilty" under the American constitution. (The Sun)
Sounds
like a zoo, not a circus. However, when I go, I hope that Al Sharpton
will put in a few words at my funeral that are totally irrelevant to
the gathering.
That's Fine
On to real news. If a US Senate bill becomes law, Americans who refuse health care coverage may be fined $1000. (
AP)
Anyone who thought they could escape nationalized health care, will
find themselves basically paying a penalty tax, estimated to raise $36
billion in revenue. This won't, of course, hit poor people who will be
on the government dole of health care. This will hit the average small
business owner - the ones who cannot afford government-meddled health
care at the present. Add this to the energy cap and trade and we have
some serious taxing going on here folks.
HELP!
National
health care is the hot topic of choice for both the president and
Congress. Now that they've destroyed US foreign policy, destabilized
the Mideast, kicked up the national debt to three times the Bush years,
overextended US credit to the breaking point while selling off US
interests wholesale to the Chinese, and have set up the largest tax
increase in US history, now that they've done all that, they're ready
and willing to take on health care. Here's the latest idea:
According
to Democrats on the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions (HELP)
Committee, their legislation would extend health insurance coverage to
21 million uninsured people over 10 years at a net cost of $611.4
billion. (TheHill.com)
First
off, whose brilliant idea was it to name that Senate committee HELP? Is
that some sort of congressional code word for extortion? But let me see
if I get these numbers right. At a mere cost of $611.4 billion, the
federal government can extend health care to about six percent of the
population of the US? Be still my palpitating heart.
There are
two things I do know with all this talk of health care reform. I know I
will not benefit from it and I know I will be paying for it. How do I
know this? Because along with teaching I own a small business. In all
this high-falutin government talk, the small business owner is always
the one to get the short stick. Then again, who cares about small
business? We only represent about 54% of the work force in the US.
Hardly a drop in the bucket.
Microsoft Works Is An Oxymoron
Microsoft
is the devil. You heard it here first. Well, maybe you didn't hear it
here first if you've had to suffer and curse through Microsoft's Vista,
the Edsel of operating systems.
It turns out Google is trying to
take on Microsoft. Google announced that it will release a new
operating system, open-source of course, based on their new web browser
- Chrome. (
My Way)
The two can duke it out. I'll stick with Mac OS X and Unix.
Attack on DOMA
The
Defense of Marriage Act is under attack again, not for the first or the
last time. Now, the attack comes from Massachusetts, land of same sex
marriage and the homosexualizing of children in school.
The
state is challenging the constitutionality of the federal 1996 Defense
of Marriage Act, saying the law denies "essential rights and
protections" to same-sex couples who have married since Massachusetts
became the first state in the nation to legalize gay weddings in 2004. (Reuters)
DOMA
protects marriage by declaring it to be a union between a man and a
woman. It also protects state rights in upholding natural marriage. If
successful (this is the second time Massachusetts has brought up this
law suit), the suit would deny federal authority marriage laws and
challenge the majority of state laws and constitutions which also
define marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
The suit claims the following:
"In
enacting DOMA, Congress overstepped its authority, undermined states'
efforts to recognize marriages between same-sex couples." (Reuters)
This
is all a bunch of legal hooey and a severe misrepresentation of the gay
activists' true agenda, to redefine marriage in order to make it
meaningless. In reality, gay activists are pushing the federal suit to
wrest marriage from state authority and create a federal definition of
marriage to include homosexual couples. This is the exact opposite of
their stated intention in the law suit.
It's the bald-faced lies in gay activism that really disturb me.
Palin Politics
You've
all heard the (repeated and repeated and repeated) news that Alaska
Governor Sarah Palin will step down from office. You've also heard the
repeated attempts to explain her motives, from her desire to spend time
taking care of her Downs Syndrome child, to positioning herself for
presidential election in 2012.
Whatever the reason she left
office, can you think of anyone in modern history who has been so
lampooned and vilified by the main stream media as Sarah Palin? Well,
except for George W. Bush, I mean? Anyone who can stir up the media
like she does gets my vote for whatever she decides to do. Sarah Palin
shows exactly what a strong and capable woman can do to improve
politics in this country.
Al Bore
Former
Vice President Al Gore took his rhetoric up another notch against
climate change non-believers. Apparently, we have to gear up to fight
global warming as we did to fight against Hitler. It's that serious. (
Times Online UK)
If
he's going to throw in the Hitler argument, he should take it all the
way down the road and be really offensive to those who fought and died
saving Europe from fascism. He should diminish true evil and talk about
the polar bear holocaust, greenhouse gassing those poor creatures to
their extinction. He should compare Cap and Trade to a modern
Blitzkrieg. (Oh wait. That would put the US Congress on the side of
Germany.) He should talk about how global warming legislation is the
unrelenting advance of Stalin's army into Germany. (Since we we're
headed toward full-blown socialism anyway, we may as well emulate
Stalin.) He should hide the real facts of global climate change like
Goebbels hid reality from the German people. (Oh wait. He's already
done that.)
Maybe his reference to Hitler is an apt one after all....
Third Stimulus
In
the strange and wacky world of Obama's government where there is no
time to debate the issues, where a good crisis should never be wasted,
where money and debt mean diddly squat, in such a world, what's wrong
with another stimulus package? (
Bloomberg)
The
second spending bill hasn't even taken off the ground and the Obama
administration is already talking about another spending package?
(Let's not forget Bush caving in to Congressional spending in 2008 with
the first stimulus bill to save the banks.) Bloomberg reports:
The
U.S. should consider drafting a second stimulus package focusing on
infrastructure projects because the $787 billion approved in February
was “a bit too small,” said Laura Tyson, an outside adviser to
President Barack Obama. (Bloomberg)
Even
the news media can't keep count of the stimulus money spent and since
when are $500 billion and $787 billion "a bit too small"?
Who
are these people and what planet did they leave to invade us? It looks
I finish up this column with how I started - wondering about inhuman
aliens like Michael Jackson and government.